Be honest here, you are not the king or queen of your house — the real overlord is your pup.
In this comic, Angela Liao of 20px points out that dog owners have no control over the rules of their house and especially the rules of their bed. At least you’re lucky Fluffy doesn’t ask for 800 thread-count sheets.
Comic illustration by Angela Liao, 20px. Published with permission; all rights reserved.